Rachelle Mandik, how do I pronounce thee? Is it like Rachel? but with an L and an E? Or is it Ray-Shell, like what you find near the sea? Maybe even Rah-Chelly? No, that doesn't seem likely.
And while we're talking, what about that surname?! Like if a man and a penis were all worked up, inflame, And rounded the bases of that sexy ball game, And made a weird little baby born into shame.
But anyway. Rachelle Mandik, or Mandik, Rachelle, On the man-penis baby, I'm not going to dwell Although it would look like an abomination from hell. And spend it's life in the tower, ringing church bells.