Rachelle Mandik, how do I pronounce thee?
Is it like Rachel? but with an L and an E?
Or is it Ray-Shell, like what you find near the sea?
Maybe even Rah-Chelly? No, that doesn't seem likely.
And while we're talking, what about that surname?!
Like if a man and a penis were all worked up, inflame,
And rounded the bases of that sexy ball game,
And made a weird little baby born into shame.
But anyway. Rachelle Mandik, or Mandik, Rachelle,
On the man-penis baby, I'm not going to dwell
Although it would look like an abomination from hell.
And spend it's life in the tower, ringing church bells.