Take a note from a few of the best storytellers on Twitter!
Each tweet starts a series, so CLICK THROUGH to begin each excellent tale:
I step on a piece of lego. We've all been there, right? This is classic observational comedy.
— phil mann (@philmann) June 14, 2015
I hope to one day die cursing the name of my clearly untrustworthy butler.
— Johnny Normality (@Probgoblin) October 6, 2015
I'm committing truly immense fraud to fund a 56 million dollar shot-for-shot remake of Lord of the Rings where everyone has a Boston accent
— Umami Skeleton (@Merman_Melville) September 3, 2015
Here on the near bank of the River Styx, stand I, a purveyor of flesh. Those who flee the pits of Hades turn to me for new faces, new lives.
— Nnelg (@justabloodygame) November 7, 2015
"Why do you wanna work at Sea World?"
[Imagines punching Snorky the dolphin in the face because he splashed me as a kid]
ME: I love Snorky
— Wylde de Beest (@flashember) June 11, 2015