As I survey the names in my library,
There are a few names that leap out and grab me:
Shakespeare, Pratchett, Fforde and Bronte,
But none of these measure up to my friend, Kim Monte.
(Knowing her well, I'm sure she won't mind
If I say that, of course, I'm just being kind.
Because as she oft says: she'll never be timeless,
With a collection of tweets that are so bloody mindless.)